有才的冒险岛玩家中英双语搞笑故事把8个职业全写进去了

每个职业都写下来了,太有才了...

2, the school had 1 pretty young English teacher MM, the MM said: "although I got the English level 8 certificate, but not much teaching experience, hope that the exhibitions ~" "only 8 ~ 1 a novice." 1 of the students said. "Ah ~ not so the students", MM said: "the 8 level can turn magician amount ~" we Speechless

2，学校有1个年轻漂亮的英语老师的MM，MM说：“虽然我的英语8级证书，但并没有太多的教学经验，希望大家多多指教~”只有8 ~ 1新手”。1的学生说。”啊~不太学生，MM说：“8级可以把魔术师量~“我们无话可说

3, the basketball game ~ ~ "cherry to throw 10, your ball, fast pitch." The referee to. Sakuragi thought: this can be cool in front of. My hand in my pocket I 1 startled face "ah ~ ~ I hit potion?"

3，篮球比赛~ ~“樱桃丢10，你的球，快速球。”裁判。樱木心想：这可以在前面的很酷。我在我的口袋里了我1面”啊~ ~我打药水的手吗？”

4, job N ~ ~ we desperately homework after class. Mr. A thought: = school on the Internet, the doppelganger + full went home, homework must be fast. Hey.

4，工作的~ ~我们拼命的课后作业。先生认为：=网上学校，幽灵+全回家作业，要快。嘿。

5, 1, A Jun shot. 20 consecutive no ~ but the fire. He slammed the ball go ~ to the blue board the ball just knocked down rebounds corner, the suddenness of a thunderbolt hit his face. A army suddenly eyes to take gold ★, said: "how can it hurt back ah?"

5，1，一个军开枪。20例无~但火。他把球~到蓝板球刚好撞倒了篮板的角落，一个雷电突然打了他的脸。一个军队突然眼睛带金★，说：“它怎么会伤害回来啊？”

6, ~3000 meters long relay. "Today I have more than you?" "Will you? You know what I have to grow up?" "What is it?" "The import speed pills." "Go ~ I have a crew called the knight today"

6，~长3000米接力。”我今天有多吗？”你会吗？你知道我要长大？”这是什么？”进口速度药丸。”“我去~船员称为骑士今天”

7, lunch, mother saw the son of 1 fresh to eat sweet potato. "Son, how can you eat so many sweet potatoes?" "I have an exam at the standing long jump." "~ ~ ~ what relationship?" "Two jump ah ~" (sweet potato eat much can you fart. Ha-ha.

7，吃午饭，妈妈看到1新鲜吃红薯的儿子。”儿子，你怎么能吃那么多甜土豆吗？”我在立定跳远考试。”~ ~ ~有什么关系呢？”两跳啊~”（红薯吃多了会放屁。哈哈。

8, physical education teacher taught you ~ ~ "is not the javelin javelin ah ~ ~ ~ 1 students up simple". "The students, will you? To give you a demonstration." The teacher decided to do not know this boy to a run. The student with 1 standard posture threw 30 meters. The teacher said: "Wang was ~ ~ what is your time to javelin?" "Ha ha ~ ~ ~ I had when will flash gun will pull"

8，体育老师教给你的~ ~”不是标枪标枪啊~ ~ ~ 1学生简单的“。”学生，你会吗？给你一个示范。”老师决定不知道这个男孩跑。1的学生把30米的标准姿势。老师说：“王~ ~时间标枪是什么？”哈哈~ ~ ~我有当将闪光枪将拉”

9, "welcome, young man." The boss said, "what style do you want ~ we have everything that one expects to find here." "Really? The boss. "" that's ~ I do for decades to do foreign trade clothing." "Ha ha ~ that gave me a customized 1 agile +53 power +5 hit level 80 Jumpsuit armor +31 speed +10."

9，“欢迎你，年轻人。”老板说，“你想~我们，希望能够找到一个在这里一切都做什么风格。”“真的吗？老板。”这是我做~几十年来做外贸服装。”“哈哈~，给了我一个定制的1 + 53 + 5敏捷功率达到80级的连身铠甲+速度31 + 10。”

10, read after the teacher asked us what the Nanjing massacre. "I want to use the storm of arrows abuse that damn it small japan." "You should take the students as an example of Oh ~" the teacher said, "good ~ ~ we encourage applause ~ ~ ~" Pa Pa Pa

10，阅读后，老师问我们南京大屠杀。”我想用箭滥用的风暴，该死的小日本。”“你应该把学生作为一个例子，哦~”老师说，“好~ ~我们鼓励的掌声~ ~ ~“啪啪啪

11, "I will find a priest MM girlfriend," "why?" "She will give everything I need."

11，“我要找一个牧师MM的女朋友，”“为什么？”她会给我所需要的一切。”

12, A Jun 1 tired face, said: "I finally Xiucheng is Luguo pull." Why. "Finally became the Buddha?" "?? Sorry. "I had 10 quarrelling + bar head ~" (3 aperture 5 aperture + bar head of about = Buddha)

12，一个月1疲惫的脸，说：“我终于修成是果拉。“为什么”最后成了佛？”？？对不起。”我有10个争吵+杆头~”（3孔5孔+杆头约=佛）

13, pet shop "this wave tore cat well with you oh ~MM." "I like dogs," beautiful MM said, "it will help me to pick something up"

13，宠物店“这波撕裂你哦~毫米以及猫。”“我喜欢狗，“漂亮MM说，“它会帮我捡东西”

14, fencing match "game." "the referee" = = "what ~? Player A?" "I must ask the players to play B1 things." "Well, you ask." "what is your property? Ice? The fire? Water? Immortal. "Hey ~ I told you no problem ~ but ~" "but what?" "Let me set 10 ~" (you know who and who is the sword?)

14，击剑比赛”的游戏。”“裁判”= =“什么~？球员？”我必须让球员们发挥B1的事情。”“好的，你问。“你的财产是什么？冰？火？水？不朽的。”嘿~我告诉你没有问题~但~”“但是什么？”让我10 ~”（你知道谁和谁是剑吗？）

15, the court "! You as the police also robbed the bank ~ you know?" "The judge ~ ~ I was robbed in order to bank staff safety." "Shit ~ quick confession." "I don't fart ~ judge." The police said, "there is a bomb ~" "shit ~ there is no bomb. Also pleaded not guilty." "I don't fart ~ judge. There are money bomb. "Shit ~ there is no loner." "After you" as the jury, we unanimously decided to ~ on the nature of the bad cop deprivation of political rights for life, confiscation of personal property, in the death camp executive deleted."

15，法院”！你当警察也抢了银行~你知道吗？”法官~ ~我被抢了，银行的工作人员的安全。”“狗屎~认罪。”“我不放屁~法官。”警察说，“有一个炸弹~”“狗屎~没有炸弹。也不认罪。”“我不放屁~法官。有金钱炸弹。”妈的~没有孤独的人。”“你”作为陪审团后，我们一致决定~对政治权利终身坏警察剥夺自然，没收个人财产，在死亡营执行删除。”

16, gang boss: "how do you pull? Tension can't cut his own ah?" "Each other without darkness overwhelm with numerical strength, how can ah?"

16，黑帮老大：“你怎么拉？张力不能削减自己的啊？”彼此没有黑暗人多势众，如何啊？”

17, the field has 3 fierce dog sprang to the A Jun, dog owners soon stop. A Jun shouted: "go ~ don't rob blame ~ to ~ don't rob blame"

17，现场有3只凶猛的狗跳到一个军，狗的主人们很快就会停止。一个军喊道：“去~不抢怪~到~不抢怪”

18, the Internet bar "ah ~ ~ ~ it is going to be late for school 15 minutes." "Oh, you go first." "you can't go?" "Nonsense, you go first ~ to the school to have a portal."

18，网吧”啊~ ~ ~要迟到了15分钟。”“噢，你先去。”“你不能去？”胡说，你先去~到学校有一门。”

19, environmental protection lectures "let us work together ~ let natural recovery 1 oz ~ let green bring us health" the mayor in the passionate speech. "Ah ~ that is deadly poisonous fog is toxic." Some people protested. The mayor of 1 face helpless say: "halo ~ you did not play the adventure island? Toxic only to your enemy (NPC) effect!"

19，环保讲座”，让我们一起~让自然恢复1盎司~让绿色带给我们健康的充满激情的演讲“市长”啊~是致命的有毒烟雾是有毒的。”有人抗议。1面对无奈的市长说：“晕~你没有玩冒险岛？只有你的敌人中毒（NPC）的效果！”